P!nk's Summer Carnival

Hi everybody, um. Welcome to the last show of P!nk’s Summer Carnival!

I’m really sorry, but tonight’s concert has been cancelled. There’s no easy way to say this, but during the tech run there was an accident with the acrobatic rigging, and P!nk is in critical care. 

I know what you’re thinking, and yes, this was bound to happen. It was a carabiner, I saw it happen. It broke, but she was still- on one side she was still hanging up swinging. And she was upside-down so long that she fainted. But then she was supposed to fly out all the way across the stadium, and they forgot to stop it from happening, but her one side was already broken. So it sorta flung her limp body and she slammed into a bunch of chairs. Row 40, you’re probably in or around those chairs actually. If any of you see a hoop earring on the ground please bring it up to the stage, it's probably P!nk's.

Listen everybody, P!nk is probably going to be okay, but even if she’s not, she wouldn’t want us to be sad.

Maybe, if everybody could just bow your heads in a minute for prayer. Excuse me, for a minute, in prayer.

Dear Heavenly Father, please help bring our sister P!nk home to us here on the stage. She was supposed to perform tonight, and we know she was wrong to question your might with her aerial tricks, but please Father, forgive her, and return her safely to the stage. 

I'm comin' up, so you better get this party started

I'm comin' up, so you better get this party started  

Get this party started on a Saturday night

Everybody's waiting for me to arrive

Sending out the message to all of my friends

We'll be looking flashy in my Mercedes Benz

I got lots of style, check my gold diamond rings

I can go for miles if you know what I mean

There will be no refunds for tickets.