Happy Pride Month Fellow Anti-Vaxxers! It’s Me, Jessica Biel!

To: hollywood_antivaxxers_listserv

From: jessica@timbiellake.com

Hello Hollywood Antivaxxers,

It’s me, Jessica Biel! As you probably know it is pride month, and to celebrate I just came out as an antivaxxer. I met with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to discuss SB276 and our conversation was very eye-opening. I want to share some of our key points with you all:

-       WE NEED TO MAKE THE GOVERNMENT HEAR OUR VOICE! There is a succinct, 19-paragraph letter on my website handsoffmybielby.wix.com. All you have to do is copy, paste, and send it to your representative. I urge you to send this letter to your local, state, and national reps once an hour for the rest of your baby’s life or until your reps join our cause!

-       LGBT SUPPORT AGAINST SB276: HOW DO WE GET IT? We need to appeal to the mothers of queer babies. Sexual preference may not be a choice, but whether or not you elect to give your child autism sure is! The only way we can trick these parents into joining the good fight is rainbow flags. It might eat a little bit into our budget, but our petitions will now be printed on multicolored paper to attract the focus of this highly sought-after demographic.

-       CELEBRATE THE CHOICE TO NOT VACCINATE! We need to take advantage of all the parades happening this summer! Pride parades, 4^th of July parades, and many more! Organize and march in these parades. Even if your local government prohibits you from making a float, just hop in the car and tag on the end of the line.

-       WE HAVE TO IGNORE THE HATERS! A lot of people, myself included, have been getting a lot of hate online for protecting our babies. I’m sure they’re just all jealous of our success, but it can get grating. If it gets really bad, I suggest muting the following words on Twitter: “baseless,” “incorrect,” “morally wrong,” “factually wrong,” “unfounded,” “curable,” etc.

Hope you found this useful. Now more than ever we need to rise up and tell our oppressors that enough is enough! I’ll be sending out a sign up for the Hollywood Antivaxxers Potluck in the coming days, so be on the lookout for that

Love and hugs,

-Jessica

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