Sick Nasty

monday - root canal
Tuesday-present - nasty summer cold
Today and however long extra - pink eye


Done

In Heat: the MUSICAL

One a scale of 0-420 degrees fahrenheit, I'm 100 celsius aka literally boiling. Humidity has quickly become my best friend, and I know a deluxe necklace fan seems like a very bad cheap terrible thing to purchase, it is really all that is keeping me sane during this dust bowl of a day :)

Gotta fetch em all

^What you say when you take your dog out for a walk but in all honesty it's your excuse to play pokemonGO

Trivia Pursuits

Good times "WAIT!" for no man
"I" have a message for you, my young reader:
If you "want to see the sunset" you have to break a couple of eggs.

Now... Read the parts in quotes, "I'm dying" to know what you think of my wit and storytelling prowess.

-written on the toilet

It's the end of the line

HEY YOU! OVER THERE! I think our bags got switched at the luggage check. Oh wait, this IS my bear-skin pashmina. So sorry to bother you, enjoy Cuba!

Top 5 Reasons why you should stay far away from this sham of a blog

5. It's more of a me thing

Seriously, I'm here to play with fun formatting things, leave, please, for the love of God

-Henry "Germ Infested" Sinnott

4. There are internet rats around, I wouldn't want you to catch their internet-rat diseases

3. I'm scared I'll get very offensive. I tend to think I'm pretty nice to people but maybe the blog game is a whole new story

2.

This picture is reason enough, I suck

1. I'm really just aiming for a few cheap laughs when I show this puppy off, but I know I'll wind up with more of a "wow... that's annoying" type of run

Lemme Get a McPick 2!

There they were: the Summer of 2016, the wind in their hair, an exciting fear in their hearts, with nowhere to go but up. They were trapped in a tornado.

They were me, the tornado was a children's summer camp, and the exciting fear was annoyed busyness, but it was still cool.

Still though, I want a 4-for-4 McPick 2