Top 5 Reasons why you should stay far away from this sham of a blog

5. It's more of a me thing

Seriously, I'm here to play with fun formatting things, leave, please, for the love of God

-Henry "Germ Infested" Sinnott

4. There are internet rats around, I wouldn't want you to catch their internet-rat diseases

3. I'm scared I'll get very offensive. I tend to think I'm pretty nice to people but maybe the blog game is a whole new story

2.

This picture is reason enough, I suck

1. I'm really just aiming for a few cheap laughs when I show this puppy off, but I know I'll wind up with more of a "wow... that's annoying" type of run