I read on Twitter that Niagra Falls will have completely eroded into Lake Erie in 50,000 years. It showed a chart of how the shape of the falls has changed over the last 200-or-so years. Everything will erode, or fossilize, the surface of the Earth will be hot enough to melt certain rocks, and everything will die. Is dying. It made me feel so small.
Today at work we got talked to for talking too much. Sometimes it feels like they only let us talk for so long so they had something to yell at us about later. They said if we didn't keep our numbers up they wouldn't buy us donuts anymore, and threatened to call our parents. I came home and one of my bed springs is broken. It made me feel so small.
Eventually, there will be another big bang, or at least there might be. A new planet will form somewhere, sometime, somehow, and we will never know what happens there, or if it will look like ours, or how life works and evolves there, or if they have network dramas as good as "This Is Us" or "Yellowstone" there. My wife will be home in an hour and I would love to surprise her by fixing it. Or I guess hide it from her since she doesn't know it's broken yet.
I called my mattress guy (my father-in-law owns a Slumberland), and he told me to Google it.
Eventually the Earth will collapse into the Sun. Are you supposed to call somebody or can you fix a bed spring yourself? How do you fix a spring? How many worlds carrying how many living things have died to bring us to this point? My wife will be home in 20 minutes. Google says to just duct tape it, but how do I get it back into the mattress? My father-in-law told me to text him a photo but isn't responding.
I also saw on a trivia question that I answered once that there are more trees on our planet than stars in the galaxy. No thank you.
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