Driver's Ed

Okay, which one is the gas? 

Thank you. You never know, if it changes between car and car. Okay, so I just go through the cones but will anything jump out at me? Like a cardboard cutout of an old person? Okay. Thank you. What happens if I hit a cone? Do I get points off? I'm sorry, my parents haven't taken me really that much driving yet, they said they're too busy but I think they're scared of me. Me behind the wheel. They help me with my English homework though, but they're both mathematicians. Pretty funny. I don't need help with my math homework. Because, my parents are both mathematicians, so like, I'm obviously good at math.

How many coins do I get to hit? Cones, sorry. Okay, and how many of the 15 have I hit so far? Okay, and so is there a way to pull over and put some cones back up? Okay, well can I pull over and just do that?

Okay.

What is a K-turn? Does that just mean keep going straight? Because K is in the middle of L and R. Well not the middle, but between. Okay so maybe a K-turn is just a left turn but not all the way?

This would be a good game show. Do you know Game Show Network? I watch a lot of GSN when I have nothing better to do. This feels like, "bigmoneybigmoneybigmoneynowhammies". Well not the same but like the same feeling. Terrible. It's like I'm taking a test but if I fail you'll kill me and my parents will be annoyed. They really want me to be able to drive myself home from drama club. Me too, because they're always late to get me, like, it ends at 6 every time except tech week, winter break, thanksgiving, parent-teacher conference night, football nights, and board of ed nights, why is that hard to pencil in?

Okay so we just do this 10 more times and I get my license right? Okay cool.