SMURFETTES BFF

Like my clever click bait? I'm a menace to society.

My heart is drenched in wine

But you'll be on my mind

Forever

                                       -Norah Jones

TELL ALL below the break:

1. I thought I'd get fomo from not going to the Victorian Street walk. I didn't
2. I need to find the time to read more. I have to (want to) start catcher in the rye but then also I REALLY (!) want Leah Remini's Troublemaker. I've found myself getting more and more invested in her story with Scientology. I want to meet her.
3. The simpsons is so goddamn funny
4. Hey! NYTIMES!!! I'm WAAAIIIITING to be disCOVERED over herrrreeeee-uuuuhhhh